Title: Funny Joke Told By A Beautiful Woman
Source: Esquire
Date: September 2006
Interviewer: Kathryn Wilson
Funny Joke From A Beautiful Woman*
As told by Sarah Carter
This woman goes in for a face-liftm and the doctor says, "We've got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it." She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years. But one day she notices a problem and returns to the doctor. "I've got these huge bags under my eyes," she complains. The surgeon replies, "Thos aren't bags; those are your breats." "Ah," she sighs, "that explains the goatee."
ABOUT THE JOKESTER: Like many beautiful actresses, Sarah Carter tires of playing the "hot blond girl," but in her case we do feel sympathy. After all, she is best known as the hot blond girl from Entourage who seduced Johnny Dram and Turtle into the unholy threesome, and her pic-heavy fan site is thatblondegirl.net. In CBS's new legal drama Shark, she'll at last get her chance to play, well, a hot blond - but this time she's very sharp and fully clothed. Fear not, thoughl her video-game-inspired kung-fu flick DOA, shot on location in China, features plenty of half-naked fight scenes. "When we first got there, our laundry was being done in a swamp," Carter says. "So we would get it back smelling worse than when we sent it in." Costar Jaime Pressly came to the rescue, flying in 200 pairs of undies from her clothing line: "The whole time we were in China, we wore Jaime Pressly's underwear."
*Esquire cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone.
